Do not adjust your monitor, this is the new visage of the Transmogrified Griffin:
Gone are the pathetic anger sharks of his earlier, inferior coping mechanisms. In their place we have implanted the most excellent cranial enhancements. He will soon stop whining so much, lest his throbbing brain explode in a violent display of intellectual flatulence.
Do not think to say he looks like a penis, he will use his newfound mightiness to call down a rain of frogs upon your firstborn sons!
Beware the mighty Transmogriffin!