Nevermind The Tentacles, Behold My Fantastic Abs!

Behold!


Of course you wouldn't mess with that which eternal lies, but allow me to provide you with this PSA, brought to you by the Hermetic Order of The Silver Twilight and Associates:

We are all about the helping you not get eaten.  Just obey, it'll all be good when R'lyeh rises and the boss settles accounts.

Sanity Roll, anyone?

Oh, and for more immediate concerns, here's how not to get beat by the popo: