More Shit I Can't Really Talk About:

Today was the first I had to arrest someone in a long time. I consider it a failure, in that I wasn't able to talk the arrestee to where they needed to be.

Still, it is good to know the mojo can still cause 180 pound males to fly through the air when and how I will it.  Of course, the exercise of said mojo strains the body as well as the mind.  In other words, I am going to hurt tomorrow.

I'll leave you with a lone quote, "That dude started out soundin' like Barry White, by the time the officer was done with him, he sounded like Pee-Wee Herman."