The things Griffin thinks about when he's thinking, which is not necessarily often.
And they are my thoughts and opinions, not, in any way, those of the Department I work for.
Oh my word, that's freaking hilarious. Although, I can't believe that hasn't happened to me yet. BUT, I don't text and drive. In the UK they had these horrendous adverts that were quite graphic, but probably not too inaccurate. Might as well drive drunk, right?
Bwahahahahahaa!Just sent this to friends who annoy the crap out of me with how much they text. Thanks!